Thursday, September 07, 2017

Conspiracy Watch: Hillary Clinton Chose Bernie Sanders -- To Run Against Her!

In her current book, What Happened, Hillary Clinton blames Senator Bernie Sanders (among other people) for costing her the 2016 presidential race.

But a mysterious poster, known only by the handle of "Teotwawki," believes that Hillary herself drafted Sanders to run against her!

The cryptic Teotwawki theorizes: 

I always suspected that Sanders was selected, possibly even by the Clintons themselves, to run as a foil against Hillary. She couldn’t go through the primaries completely unopposed. There would be no debates and no air time. But they needed someone so far left that it made even Hillary look more centrist. It just got out of hand that Sanders thought he had a serious run at the nomination.

You can read Teotwawki's post at Free Republic.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Conspiracy Watch: Racist Alt Right Creating Fake Antifa Groups -- To Cancel Their Own Events

Racist "white nationalist" Alt Right groups are creating fake Antifa groups to cancel their own events.

That's the shocking conspiracy theory advanced by Libertarian Party official Chuck Moulton. You can read the details about his astounding conspiracy theory in the Weekly Universe.

Sunday, June 07, 2015

Planters Nuts Downsized Yet Again!

In 2011 the Weekly Universe reported the downsizing of Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts from 21 oz to 18.25 oz. Even so, the Santa Monica, California Vons supermarket kept the same price -- $9.99.

Over the next four years, the price on Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts increased to $13.98 -- occasionally reverting to a "sale" price of $9.99. Then just last month, it was downsized yet again -- from 18.25 to 15.25 oz. -- yet still priced at $13.98!








Only four years ago, Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts cost $9.99 for 21 oz -- now it's $13.98 for 15.25 oz. That's an approximately 92% price increase in four years -- a nearly doubling of the price!

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Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Red China Behind California Drought

Drought-stricken California is dying of thirst -- and Red China is to blame!

Read how the Chinese are doing it -- in the Weekly Universe's latest shocking report!

Friday, November 08, 2013

Deming, New Mexico Cops, Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez, Are Alien Hybrids

Since they cleverly faked a spaceship "crash" in Roswell, New Mexico, aliens have been quietly infiltrating that sad, sorry state. It's now reached the point that New Mexico's law enforcement, judicial, and medical establishments have been completely infiltrated -- by buttocks-obsessed alien hybrids!

The evidence is irrefutable.




On January 2, 2013, in Deming, New Mexico, two police officers -- Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez -- stopped David Eckert, 63, for failing to come to a complete stop at a stop sign. The allegedly "human" cops then claimed to have seen Eckert tighten his buttocks. This evidently excited the two cops, because they then claimed "probable cause" for suspecting Eckert of hiding drugs in his anus.

So "cops" Orosco and Chavez took Eckert to the Gila Regional Medical Center, where they forced him -- against Eckert's consent -- to undergo multiple anal searches, enemas, and a colonoscopy.

According to Chris Ramirez, of KOB Eyewitness News 4


While there, Eckert was subjected to repeated and humiliating forced medical procedures. A review of Eckert's medical records, which he released to KOB, and details in the lawsuit show the following happened:

1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.


Any human being - even a very low IQ person -- would have very quickly seen that Eckert's anus hid no drugs. Clearly, officers Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez were in it for thrills. But what normal human being -- or any human being -- would get so excited over repeatedly seeing an elderly man defecate, given enemas, his anus probed...

Clearly NO human being -- not even the sickest perv -- would by excited by that! Only the Grays -- a creature so obsessed with the human buttock that it has traveled millions of light-years, at a cost of trillions of galactic credits, to satiate its sicko sexual fantasies -- would do what Orosco and Chaves did to Eckert.

That, plus New Mexico's long and well-documented history as a center of alien butt-probe activity, lead to the irrefutable conclusion that Deming police officers Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez have Gray alien DNA in their system.

See KOB-TV news report, below:





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Monday, June 03, 2013

UFO's Above Pennsylvania

Alien abductions, silent spacecrafts, and magical extraterrestrial technology all come together through eyewitness accounts in UFOs Above Pennsylvania.

* Return to the 1960s, when a UFO was seen above a prominent eastern PA university!

* Witness a young boy being chased by an alien craft through the streets of his western Pennsylvania suburb!

* Feel a woman's terror as alien lights blast through her vacation cabin in central Pennsylvania!

* Discover the real, nightly alien invasion that nobody has talked about until now -- and that no one can stop!

Authors Gerard Medvec and Mark Sarro also co-wrote Ghosts of Delaware. Medvec has published over 60 articles and four short stories. Sarro wrote Ghosts of West Chester. He is a paranormal investigator and talk show host.

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Sunday, June 24, 2012

Night Lights Cause Breast Cancer, Heart Disease!

Thomas Edison's discovery of the light bulb set the night ablaze! People began to work and play long after sunset!

But it now looks as if Edison's blessing came with a deadly curse! The human species evolved to go to sleep at night -- and not doing so has deadly health consequences!

According to William Weir, reporting for the Hartford Courant (June 20, 2012):


The American Medical Association Wednesday adopted recommendations based on a report co-authored by a University of Connecticut researcher asserting that certain types of nighttime lighting can adversely affect health and may be linked to breast cancer and other medical conditions.

The AMA's house of delegates voted to adopt policies based on the report "Light Pollution: Adverse Health Effects of Nighttime Lighting," co-authored by Richard Stevens, an epidemiologist at the University of Connecticut Health Center. He was one of four writers.

With the AMA accepting the report, Stevens said, funding should become more readily available for further research.

"There is no question that lighting suppresses circadian rhythms," he said, adding that the next step will be to determine how much it affects specific medical conditions.

Dr. Steven Lockley, a professor of medicine at Harvard University and one of the report's four authors, said the AMA's policies will help educate the public about artificial light, particularly regarding the risks of working night shifts. Studies consistently have shown that shift workers are at a higher risk for breast cancer, heart disease and other health problems.


Read the rest of Weir's frightening report!

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