Conspiracy Watch: Alek Minassian "Incel Rebellion" Is Fake News -- A Hoax!

The mainstream media is widely reporting that Toronto mass murderer, Alek Minassian, was motivated by "incel rage." This is because of a message that Minassian allegedly left on his Facebook account, stating that "The Incel Rebellion has begun!"

But did Minassian post that message? Or was it a hoax perpetrated by someone else? This video suggests the latter:






In which case -- we still don't know Minassian's real motive for murdering ten people!


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Is Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel a Cross-Dresser?

Over at Fox News, commentator MiamiBadger believes he has detected evidence indicating that Broward County Sherfiff Scott Israel is a cross-dresser. 

 

According to MiamiBadger:

 

The sheriff is a democrat and if you look closely, he tweezes his eyebrows. This is always a sign of a nocturnal cross-dresser. Guaranteed there are some very very nefarious things happening behind the scenes with this guy. This is why he likes to deflect. With EVERYTHING.

 

What do YOU think?!

 

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Conspiracy Watch: Hillary Clinton Chose Bernie Sanders -- To Run Against Her!

In her current book, What Happened, Hillary Clinton blames Senator Bernie Sanders (among other people) for costing her the 2016 presidential race.

But a mysterious poster, known only by the handle of "Teotwawki," believes that Hillary herself drafted Sanders to run against her!

The cryptic Teotwawki theorizes: 

I always suspected that Sanders was selected, possibly even by the Clintons themselves, to run as a foil against Hillary. She couldn’t go through the primaries completely unopposed. There would be no debates and no air time. But they needed someone so far left that it made even Hillary look more centrist. It just got out of hand that Sanders thought he had a serious run at the nomination.

You can read Teotwawki's post at Free Republic.

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Conspiracy Watch: Racist Alt Right Creating Fake Antifa Groups -- To Cancel Their Own Events

Racist "white nationalist" Alt Right groups are creating fake Antifa groups to cancel their own events.

That's the shocking conspiracy theory advanced by Libertarian Party official Chuck Moulton. You can read the details about his astounding conspiracy theory in the Weekly Universe.

Planters Nuts Downsized Yet Again!

In 2011 the Weekly Universe reported the downsizing of Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts from 21 oz to 18.25 oz. Even so, the Santa Monica, California Vons supermarket kept the same price -- $9.99.

Over the next four years, the price on Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts increased to $13.98 -- occasionally reverting to a "sale" price of $9.99. Then just last month, it was downsized yet again -- from 18.25 to 15.25 oz. -- yet still priced at $13.98!

Only four years ago, Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts cost $9.99 for 21 oz -- now it's $13.98 for 15.25 oz. That's an approximately 92% price increase in four years -- a nearly doubling of the price!

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Red China Behind California Drought

Drought-stricken California is dying of thirst -- and Red China is to blame!

Read how the Chinese are doing it -- in the Weekly Universe's latest shocking report!

Deming, New Mexico Cops, Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez, Are Alien Hybrids

Ever since they cleverly faked a spaceship "crash" in Roswell, New Mexico, aliens have been quietly infiltrating that sad, sorry state. It's now reached the point that New Mexico's law enforcement, judicial, and medical establishments have been completely infiltrated -- by buttocks-obsessed alien hybrids!

The evidence is irrefutable.

On January 2, 2013, in Deming, New Mexico, two police officers -- Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez -- stopped David Eckert, 63, for failing to come to a complete stop at a stop sign. The allegedly "human" cops then claimed to have seen Eckert tighten his buttocks. This evidently excited the two cops, because they then claimed "probable cause" for suspecting Eckert of hiding drugs in his anus.

So "cops" Orosco and Chavez took Eckert to the Gila Regional Medical Center, where they forced him -- against Eckert's consent -- to undergo multiple anal searches, enemas, and a colonoscopy.

According to Chris Ramirez, of KOB Eyewitness News 4: 

While there, Eckert was subjected to repeated and humiliating forced medical procedures. A review of Eckert's medical records, which he released to KOB, and details in the lawsuit show the following happened:

1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.

Any human being -- even of very low IQ -- would have very quickly seen that Eckert's anus hid no drugs. Clearly, officers Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez were in it for thrills. But what normal human being -- or any human being -- would get so excited over repeatedly seeing an elderly man defecate, given enemas, and have his anus probed?

Clearly NO human being -- not even the sickest perv -- would be excited by that! Only the Grays -- a creature so obsessed with the human buttock that it has traveled millions of light-years, at a cost of trillions of galactic credits, to satiate its sicko sexual fantasies -- would do what Orosco and Chaves did to Eckert.

That, plus New Mexico's long and well-documented history as a center of alien butt-probe activity, lead to the irrefutable conclusion that Deming police officers Bobby Orosco and Robert Chavez have Gray alien DNA in their system.


See KOB-TV news report, below:





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